Dalton Blankenship's table with its "Be Bewitched" and "Potion for Cancer" was one of the favorites at the 6th annual Girlfriends' Tea on Feb. 20. Here's Dalton's secret potion for fighting the disease we hate:
CANCER
POTION
11 Nail Clippings of
Pondering Gargoyle(unchewed preferably)
4
Drops Caged Ghoul Drool (gently warmed; spider spit may be
substituted)
Innumerable Hands of Volunteers &
Friends(thanked & thanked
again)
32
Hobs of Goblin(stomped, preferably with
shoes)
182
Eye Twinkles of Children(the giggly kind)
Immeasurable Skill & Compassion of
the Medical Teams(careful, very precious)
8
Drops of the Charming’s Elixir(we put a little of Us in
all we do)
8
1/2 Dragon Teeth(only the shed ones, neatly
filed)
Untold Pints of Sweat of CAA Staff (gladly
given, already measured out by Volunteers)
9
Dragon Bones(only the ones left over
after replacement surgery)
31
lbs of Ghost Stuffing(preferably taken after a
meal, fluffed)
Countless Tears & Prayers of
Families
(softly
gathered, gently handled)
902
Cataracts of Bats(we had the secret all
along!!)
3
Webs of Vacationing Spiders(microwaved)
Billions of Hearts of Survivors(one
of the strongest ingredients; don’t leave it out!)
